The Pineapple Express

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69.7%
Based on 69 Reviews
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Movie Info
Released:
August 6, 2008
Runtime:
1hr 52min
Director:
David Gordon Green
Writer:
Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg
Cast:
James Franco, Seth Rogen, Craig Robinson, James Remar, Joe Lo Truglio
Rating:
R for pervasive language, drug use, sexual references and violence.
Plot:
A stoner and his dealer are forced to go on the run from the police after the pothead witnesses a cop commit a murder.
90.0% Metromix Matt Pais
Bong-breakingly funny and sparkling with tasty one-liners, Pineapple Express is another dizzying trip through the shenanigans that solidify friendship between dudes. Read Full Review
88.0% Arkansas Democrat-Gazette Philip Martin
A very funny stoner comedy that features a breakout comic performance from James Franco and borrows liberally and knowingly from the catalog of the ubiquitous Judd Apatow. Read Full Review
87.5% Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert
It's a quality movie even if the material is unworthy of the treatment. As a result, yes, it's a druggie comedy that made me laugh. Read Full Review
87.5% Commercial Appeal (Memphis) John Beifuss
Not since Pulp Fiction plunged a needle in the heart of an overdose victim has drug comedy met drug violence with the pop of Pineapple Express. Read Full Review
87.5% Houston Chronicle Amy Biancolli
It's a film in which one grown man dates a teenager, two grown men sell weed to schoolkids and a whole bunch of grown men vigorously circumvent American drug laws. But most of the time I laughed my head off, and I was sober as a judge. Read Full Review
87.5% Rolling Stone Peter Travers
Add about seven years to the ages of the kids in Superbad, toss in bullets, bongs and assassination squads, and you get some idea of the hot box of crazy that is Pineapple Express, a buddy movie stoned on its own shitfaced silliness. Read Full Review
87.5% Star Tribune (Minneapolis) Colin Covert
It's a rare thriller that suggests intimacy is life's greatest treasure, and it's likely to put a lump in your throat even as you chuckle. Read Full Review
87.5% USA Today Claudia Puig
You don't have to be in an altered state to appreciate the ludicrous humor. The laughs -- mostly crude, profane and drug-addled -- are almost non-stop. Read Full Review
86.0% A.V. Club Scott Tobias
There are many things to like about Pineapple Express, an old-school action-comedy retooled as a stoner goof, but Franco's return to humor is a cause for celebration, or at least relief that he's finally come back to us. Read Full Review
86.0% Boston Herald James Verniere
It is one bumpy-funny, bong-smoke-filled ride, and maybe the best action film of the summer. Read Full Review
86.0% Dayton Daily News Eric Robinette
Pineapple Express doesn't know quite when to quit because the filmmakers can't seem to bear to cut all those jokes they laughed at watching the dailies. Even so, it's still one of the funniest entries from the Apatow stable. Read Full Review
80.0% Columbus Dispatch Shelley Mann
The movie's tons of fun, and there are enough instantly iconic moments (like when Saul kicks his foot through the windshield of the stolen cop car he's driving) to make up for the disappointing ending. Read Full Review
80.0% Detroit News Tom Long
Unapologetically politically incorrect and more than a bit fuzzy around the edges, Express nevertheless offers the funniest study yet of lightheaded drug culture. Read Full Review
80.0% Maxim Eric Alt
Surprisingly, it's Franco, not Rogen, who steals the show with the best comic moments. Read Full Review
80.0% Orlando Sentinel Roger Moore
Imagine a Pulp Fiction starring the stoners from Knocked Up. That's Pineapple Express, a riotously funny introduction to a whole new genre of film -- the stoner action comedy. Read Full Review
80.0% Seattle Post-Intelligencer Sean Axmaker
Pineapple Express is one of the most hilarious and engaging films from producer Judd Apatow's often inconsistent comedy factory, thanks to inspired dialogue, dynamite chemistry between Rogen and Franco and perfectly pitched stoner gags. Read Full Review
75.0% Denver Post Lisa Kennedy
While this R-rated comedy is oh so lite, it also builds to some endearingly goofball conclusions about friendship and maybe, just maybe, responsibility. Though there's a hazy quality to the latter. Read Full Review
75.0% Fort Worth Star-Telegram Christopher Kelly
Surely the first stoner comedy with a body count on par with your average Die Hard sequel. Read Full Review
75.0% Hollywood.com Pete Hammond
Seth Rogen and James Franco come off like a Laurel and Hardy on, well, pot in this frenetic wild ride which mixes violence, drugs and laughs with such abandon you gotta love the audacity of it all. Read Full Review
75.0% Knoxville News Sentinel Betsy Pickle
It's very funny at times, and it's obvious that much more thought went into the script than into the last one flown under the Apatow banner, Step Brothers. But it tries to carry too much on its slender frame. Read Full Review
75.0% Miami Herald Rene Rodriguez
Pineapple Express is exceedingly crude, but it's never mean or lewd, and for all the drugs and gore in it, the movie is also strangely, unrelentingly sweet, even when its characters are bleeding to death after having been shot in the stomach. Read Full Review
75.0% Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Duane Dudek
Has enough heart and humor to merit a warning: Exposure to it qualifies as a contact high. Read Full Review
75.0% Newsday Rafer Guzmán
Cheech and Chong meet Quentin Tarantino in this uneven but entertaining mix of stoner humor and brutal violence. Read Full Review
75.0% New York Post Lou Lumenick
Frequently hilarious, occasionally sweet and often graphically violent, Pineapple Express may not be the greatest stoner movie ever made, but it will do perfectly well until we get another hit of Harold and Kumar. Read Full Review
75.0% The Oklahoman George Lang
Clear-eyed and tack-sharp audiences with a taste for the willfully stupid should enjoy it as much as sedated ones. Read Full Review
75.0% Omaha World-Herald Bob Fischbach
How's this for a qualified endorsement: Pineapple Express is the least sex-and-bathroom gross-out and most intelligent of this summer's broad comedies. It's also the most violent and gory. Read Full Review
75.0% Salt Lake Tribune Sean P. Means
Pineapple Express is a rare thing: a stoner comedy where being stoned isn't a requirement to enjoying it. Read Full Review
75.0% San Diego Union-Tribune Lee Grant
Pineapple Express is the opposite of a chick flick. It's a movie for dudes. Call it Seth and the City. Read Full Review
75.0% San Francisco Chronicle Peter Hartlaub
It must have been bong hits all around from the moment everyone walked onto the set. Normally reliable actors break character, entire chunks of dialogue seem to be missing and plot threads are abandoned. Read Full Review
75.0% Slant Magazine Andrew Schenker
Among its achievements, Pineapple Express makes explicit much of the underlying homoeroticism inherent in the buddy movie. Read Full Review
75.0% St. Paul Pioneer Press Chris Hewitt
All of the behavior in Pineapple Express seems to have been learned from watching Steven Seagal movies. Fortunately, the acting skills weren't. Read Full Review
75.0% Tulsa World Michael Smith
Familiarity is perhaps the biggest liability here, in a film that's laugh-out-loud funny, consistently crude and excellently produced, another off the Judd Apatow assembly line of comedy hits. Read Full Review
75.0% TV Guide Ken Fox
Rogen and Goldberg's script cross-pollinates Cheech-and-Chong style stoner comedy with Tarantino-esque ultra-violence. Read Full Review
74.0% Entertainment Weekly Owen Gleiberman
The movie is amusing in a verbally dissociated, been-there-toked-that way. Rogen and Franco make an amiably wacked comedy team -- it's like watching a buddy film with Albert Brooks and Joe Dallesandro. Read Full Review
74.0% Oregonian (Portland) Shawn Levy
Pineapple Express is so filled with verve and wit for much of its running time that it's depressing to watch it devolve into genuine foolishness and borderline incoherence in its final act. Read Full Review
74.0% Palm Beach Post Hap Erstein
Too stuffed with genres for its own good and too long for optimum impact, this movie will never win points for tidiness, but it compensates with plenty of sure-fire laughs. Read Full Review
74.0% Philadelphia Daily News Gary Thompson
Rogan is his usual self here, but Franco is a revelation, showing an unexpected knack for spaced-out comedy the way Matt Dillon did in Drugstore Cowboy. Read Full Review
74.0% St. Louis Post-Dispatch Calvin Wilson
Overlong and a bit too silly, even for its genre, the film nonetheless offers big laughs and a breakout performance from James Franco. Read Full Review
74.0% St. Petersburg Times Steve Persall
There's primo comedy in Pineapple Express, but also a lot of artistic stems sand seeds that could have been tossed away. Read Full Review
70.0% Arizona Republic Bill Goodykoontz
Pineapple Express definitely has a minor feel, a not-quite-finished-and-nobody-cares vibe, as befits its stoner story line. Read Full Review
70.0% Austin Chronicle Kimberley Jones
The arthouse darling director Green plays against type and in the process has crafted a film that is at once elegant and sublimely silly. Read Full Review
70.0% IGN Jim Vejvoda
Pineapple Express is fun, dopey (pun intended) fare that gets better treatment than its concept probably deserved thanks to the talent of its writers, cast and director. Read Full Review
68.0% Dallas Morning News Tom Maurstad
There's a really nice, loose-limbed energy to the interactions between Mr. Rogen and his bong buddy, Mr. Franco. The best scenes in the movie occur between the two of them. Read Full Review
68.0% E! Online Matt Stevens
Those expecting a mellow ride and a case of the munchies might think all the bloodshed is a buzz kill -- shootings, stabbings, splattered brains, severed body parts, etc. So much for craving nachos... Read Full Review
65.0% Coming Soon Edward Douglas
Trying too hard to keep things lights amidst the violence is what ends up making Rogen and Goldberg's follow-up to Superbad more like Bad Boys or Rush Hour than Cheech & Chong. Read Full Review
62.5% Boston Globe Ty Burr
Disappointingly, Pineapple Express is less than the sum of its ingredients, even if it's still a good stupid time at the movies. Read Full Review
62.5% Charlotte Observer Lawrence Toppman
The movie's a crazy quilt of pot jokes, sarcastic put-downs and pop culture references both obvious and obscure. Read Full Review
62.5% Chicago Tribune Michael Phillips
In its gleefully befogged first hour, Pineapple Express seems to be onto something new: It's a marijuana comedy that keeps shuffling genres, like a stoned blackjack dealer. Read Full Review
62.5% Deseret Morning News (Salt Lake City) Jeff Vice
The film tries to fuse elements from the Harold & Kumar druggie comedies onto the violent buddy comedy-thriller Hot Fuzz. But it seems like the project was rushed into production before the script was even finished. Read Full Review
62.5% Kansas City Star Robert W. Butler
If Cheech and Chong ever made a movie for Quentin Tarantino, the result would be a lot like The Pineapple Express. Read Full Review
62.5% Philadelphia Inquirer Steven Rea
The movie's too long -- and the violence and mayhem are unexpectedly harsh and heavy -- but Franco's inspired, looped performance is right up there in the annals of reefer filmdom with Jeff Bridges' the Dude in The Big Lebowski. Read Full Review
62.5% Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Barbara Vancheri
Pineapple Express is also too long, but Franco should let his hair down more often and have a little fun because the audience will, too. Read Full Review
62.5% Pittsburgh Tribune-Review Michael Machosky
Despite a surprisingly exciting action-packed finale, the film's buddy-movie camaraderie seems a little forced, and the spaced-out dialogue doesn't deliver as often as it should. Read Full Review
62.5% Plain Dealer (Cleveland) John M. Urbancich
Judd Apatow needs a closer. Maybe someone such as newly inducted baseball Hall of Fame pitcher Rich "Goose" Gossage can come in and shut the door on Apatow's funny but overlong films. Read Full Review
62.5% Premiere Eric Kohn
The movie isn't a relative of the Harold and Kumar movies, but a sarcastic cousin of Gregg Araki's woefully underseen Smiley Face. Read Full Review
62.5% San Antonio Express-News Larry Ratliff
Hop on the Pineapple Express and you're in for a mildly entertaining ride through lowbrow slapstick action violence. Read Full Review
62.5% Toronto Star Peter Howell
The body count is large and the violence is quite nasty, which means that while you're getting high on life you could also be brought low by scenes of seriously gratuitous violence. Read Full Review
60.0% Austin American Statesman John DeFore
Alternating with the violence is a smart-alecky self-awareness broadcasting the fact that this is not a movie of the '80s but one that grew up on movies of the '80s. Read Full Review
60.0% Canoe.ca Jim Slotek
It is uneven, overly long, makes utterly no sense -- but still manages to work as stoner escapism with a lot of pretty explosions. Read Full Review
60.0% Indianapolis Star Joe Shearer
Hollywood sure loves its stoners, and that tradition continues in Pineapple Express, a talky, scattershot, but imaginative rose bush of an action/comedy: We'll suffer its thorns because the petals are beautiful. Read Full Review
50.0% Baltimore Sun Michael Sragow
The plot is merely an excuse for the audience to get a giddy hit off some heady secondhand smoke while laughing and cheering at cartoon sadism that attempts (and fails) to put the slap back in slapstick. Read Full Review
50.0% Contact Music Chris Barsanti
The action and comedy mix has never been an easy one to manage, and unfortunately Pineapple Express fails in that respect almost completely. Read Full Review
50.0% Providence Journal Michael Janusonis
There are wacky car chases, goofy run-ins with the law and with the killers along the way, as well as a perpetual air of silliness which, more often than being a good thing, seems forced. Read Full Review
50.0% Seattle Times Mark Rahner
Pineapple Express misses the buddy-action-comedy mark -- along with a stream of other similar films this year. Read Full Review
50.0% Star-Ledger (Newark) Stephen Whitty
Too bad the movie eventually morphs into a relatively straight-forward action picture, with ninja assassins and, as they used to say on SCTV, things that "blowed up real good. Read Full Review
40.0% New York Daily News Joe Neumaier
Watching good buds riff wears out its welcome after a half hour, and that's where a story really comes in handy. But when Pineapple goes from ganja to genre, it sours. Read Full Review
38.0% Fresno Bee Rick Bentley
Even the name shows a lack of originality. Pineapple Express sounds more like a travelogue for train trips in Hawaii. But then again, this Express is one major train wreck. Read Full Review
37.5% Richmond Times-Dispatch Daniel Neman
The entire script is stuffed full of jokes that are just bad, and the bewildered audience sits there quietly aghast, wondering why the filmmakers thought to include them. Read Full Review
20.0% Eye Weekly (Toronto) Adam Nayman
The film is an ecstatic celebration of adolescent crap, devoid of deconstructive finesse or even good action scenes. Read Full Review